Thursday, 4 December 2014

Alternative Carol Verses


1~

Violent night, Holy fright
All is screams, All is fight
Round Yon Virgin Mother there
2000 years until gas and air,
You wont be sleeping for weeks
You wont be sleeping for weeks

2~

How Silently, How silently
The Wondrous gift is given
The writer of this particular verse
Was surely, flipping kiddin'
He'd clearly never seen a real birth
Yes, he surely was a male,
in describing the noise of that experience
Any words would fail.



3~

The Cattle are lowing
The  poor baby awakes
If those Cows don't shut up
We'll be eating beef steaks.




 

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