From Our Winter Collection
This season,
Our Lord will be wearing,
A rather fetching,
Figure hugging,
Rustic all in one,
In swaddling cloth.
Perfect for cold nights,
Traditional and yet casual,
For putting important guests at their ease.
And a scent of frankincense,
Perfectly accessorised With 'Manger' by Anonymous of Bethlehem.
The spring collection.
This Spring:
He will be wearing
A less than fetching
Figure
Your sin,
Pure nard,
And what's left of his skin.
Coming up Next Season:
Something a little more bling,
White horse,
Crowns,
A long robe,
Golden sash,
Accessorized with 7 stars,
And a certain fire in his eyes.
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